What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 02:29
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is it like to wear a kilt?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Yuen: When cancer struck a second time, she found ‘euphoria’ - Star Tribune
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
What do you typically do while on meth?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
NYC’s Noisy Skies Get Electric With Beta’s Demo Flight Into JFK - Bloomberg.com
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are 50 random facts about yourself?
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lions Make Surprise OL Signing to Replace Frank Ragnow - Detroit Jock City
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
So they tried
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
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10 quotes about science’s value to society - Big Think
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
No way
How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Minds and Behinds